I was born in a field south of Proserpine, raised by crocodiles i learned the hard way how to brush my teeth. after a short stint at school i left to become a paratrooper. soon after discovering i was afraid of heights and being shot at i moved on to become the only white rapper astronaut this side of the brisbane river. i now live happily writing random crap on the internet.
Lol, everytime I look at this thing I can't help but laugh... because we all know that his head would seriously slide along the ground like this... after all the grease he uses to make his head so damn fucking shiney... which brings me to my next theory... People in Africa losing legs because of hidden land mines everywhere... and we, the happy white folk at home have a problem with odd socks in our drawers... ODD SOCKS FOR AFRICA! WHO'S WITH ME!?!
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Lol, everytime I look at this thing I can't help but laugh... because we all know that his head would seriously slide along the ground like this... after all the grease he uses to make his head so damn fucking shiney... which brings me to my next theory... People in Africa losing legs because of hidden land mines everywhere... and we, the happy white folk at home have a problem with odd socks in our drawers... ODD SOCKS FOR AFRICA! WHO'S WITH ME!?!
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