The other day i was standing in the lift waiting to be transported oh so slowly to the third floor of H block when i looked down and noticed something strange. Written on the bottom of the lift was the word Schindler, obviously the company responsible for that time capsule some call a lift.
Now I think you can see where this is going, if not may i suggest you get a sense of humour. Yes you guessed it 'Schindlers Lift', hilarious i know!
I'll pause here so you can chuckle to yourself.
I am starting to wonder if this particular brand of lift was inspired by the 1993 classic directed by Steven Spielberg as both Schindlers Lift and Schindlers List are painfully slow!