Here are two things a straight man should never say whilst visiting a gay bar.
1. Excuse me, can i please move your stool?
2. Excuse me, can i bum a fag?
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About Me
- Danielli
- I was born in a field south of Proserpine, raised by crocodiles i learned the hard way how to brush my teeth. after a short stint at school i left to become a paratrooper. soon after discovering i was afraid of heights and being shot at i moved on to become the only white rapper astronaut this side of the brisbane river. i now live happily writing random crap on the internet.
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